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Balanced stats. The classic choice for beginners.
High speed, hard to control. For pros only.
Insane maneuverability, but low stamina.
Score 1000 points to unlock the legendary Phoenix!
Each bird in Bird Game 3 was meticulously crafted by the legendary developer team at Bird Corp. According to leaked development notes from 2005, over 127 different bird species were tested before settling on the final three. The mysterious fourth character was supposedly added in a secret patch that only 0.01% of players ever discovered... until now.
November 22, 2005: Bird Game 3 launches exclusively on the Xbox 50 prototype. Critical acclaim follows, with GameSpot giving it an unprecedented 11/10 rating. Lines form outside electronics stores across the nation.
March 15, 2006: The infamous "Quantum Flock" update causes servers to melt down globally. Reports of overheating Xbox 50 consoles flood customer support. The game is pulled from shelves pending investigation.
Rumors spread on early internet forums about a "Phoenix" character hidden in the code. Bird Corp denies everything. Three developers mysteriously resign.
The first official Bird Game 3 World Championship is held in Las Vegas with a $100,000 prize pool. xX_Slayer_Xx wins with a legendary 999-point run that has never been replicated.
August 2012: A dusty Xbox 50 dev kit is found in a garage sale in Nevada, containing the complete source code and never-before-seen beta content. The internet goes wild.
Bird Game 3 becomes a "lost media" legend. YouTube documentaries rack up millions of views. People swear they played it, but no one has physical proof.
October 2025: Bird Game 3 returns as a browser experience after a viral TikTok brings it back into public consciousness. The legend continues. You are here.
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